i am robert j! lake, semiinternet fake famous z-list guy. you may know me from this thing and these things and other things too
here is what is happening. i am going to be opening up commissions.
money. i don’t have a lot of money. i have like
zero right now.
i have a video game soundtrack that i’m working on a release for but i need to make it through to that point and i have no funds to do that. i am living on cereal. my clothes are janky and need to be laundered.
right. so. commissions.
i.e. you pay me i draw/animate/make music. i have talents of some kinds and i will service you and i can promise it will be somewhat satisfying.
here are my prices and they are negotiable:
five dollars and i will doodle anything. just a doodle though, like a black and white thing. ten dollars and it becomes a three-frame doodlemation, a simple thing. you can use these for forums or whatever who cares.
twenty dollars and you get color and the color will be -fucking nice-
fifty dollars and you start to get fancy. i will be up for making you a song. anywhere up to three and a half minutes, to your specification.
actually forget all of that okay
okay here’s the thing actually. send me your idea and i will help you make it and we will discuss prices.
i can do
-music (remixes or original work, either way)
-writing (fiction and journalistic)
-game design (no programming, but level design etc as well as sprites, graphics, etc for 2D environments)
my paypal address is firstname.lastname@example.org and my email address is email@example.com
i also accept donations guys